Mary Leunig cartoon

he will unlikely forgive

her gauche impropriety

wearing wolf's clothing

he has not convinced anyone

that his teeth are sharp

sometimes profound

often times idiotic

but eminently squeezable
to landed gentry with tups

like a cute pomeranian

a stuffed toy hidden in the attic

wrapped in tissue

priceless in value

once belonging to Queen Victoria

brought out for special occasions

 oops..she spills tea

value and jaws drop

guilt hammered in

with each letter