dverse; sunday scribblings

Just Sign On The Dotted Line!

I want a hippopotamus for Christmas
a cool nanny for the kiddies!

Karl wants to marry his Persian cat Choupette
Choupette has her own maids and flies first class
Patience Karl, it's on the cards!

Alistair wants to partner his vacuum cleaner on Dancing With The Stars.
They have a civil union and are waiting for a legal upgrade.
Love knows no boundaries. Marriage For All.

Kermit and Miss Piggy are not permitted to adopt human children
Their marriage is not same sex marriage not even same species
but hey lurve knows no boundaries!
Imminent legal changes are in the wind.
Ha, this made me smile this morning...but I think you have made a good point: What is this world coming to? LOL!!
ReplyDeleteerr...partnering his vacuum cleaner...that might hurt, just saying...some freedoms might not be good for you, you know. ha
ReplyDeleteThat Karl and his cat post just made me sigh & wonder what is happening in our world ~ Sometimes it is good to set boundaries, especially with the children ~
ReplyDeletehaha...Kermit and Miss Piggy ... i wonder how their kids would look if they were able to have some..smiles...and karl lagerfeld - you know...smiles
ReplyDeleteYou had fun writing this ... and I had fun reading :-) great sharing in other words.
ReplyDeleteThis made me smile. Nice Last Read of the Night! Thanks, kiddo!
ReplyDeleteExcellent fun! I particularly like Alistair's story. Crossing fingers for the legal upgrade! Love is wonderful!
ReplyDeleteAnna :o]
Great fun here. Nothing left to do ..so he's kissing the cat. Too funny...about freedom.
ReplyDeleteYou know there's now a growing trend of people *marrying* themselves - vowing to love and respect themselves until death do they die.
ReplyDeleteThink of the children of such a 'union'!
The world is becoming too strange and alien pour moi
DeleteI shall retreat into a cave where crickets and lady birds will be my companions ( platonic of course:)