o'er for the wings of a wasp
A. H. (psycho 1)Dreams Of War
salt rubbed into wounds
one of my favourite things
whilst dressed as bunny
i love october
good month for planning assault
weapons and invasions
A. H.( psycho 2) Dreams Of Heaven
haiku thoughts on setting up a blog of a dead
archbishop
if i make believe
i am a dead archbishop
i might get street cred
my arse kissed by my
communicants is also
a fave fantasy
my top favourite
is pretending i am God
all bow before me
( kiss my arse , turn the other cheek )
Just A Three Word Wednesday
Loose Camel Farts
Bedouin Babe ( psycho 3)
A Perv's Progress
she trails loose camel farts
rides roughshod over all
grotesque in virginal white
trailing a middle eastern earthy stench
all pervasive in her hugs and foul kisses
a senile slobbering bedouin's wet dream
of unwashed armpits and miles of pubic hair
plaited nonchalantly by her supportive kin
Ouch .... and all very apt.
ReplyDeleteA unique and surprising take on "October." Cleverly and colorfully penned.
ReplyDeleteWell all three received hearty guffaws from me.
ReplyDeleteAnd you have no idea how delighted I am to hear that oldegg !
Deletesalt and October haiku were fantastic....
ReplyDeletesadly it seems war is destined in october eh?
ReplyDeleterubbing salt in old wounds def will awake the bear....
the last one, i am all for love in any condition, its just dirt
but i may need a shower now....
very original
ReplyDeleteVery creative -- all gave me a laugh. I have never seen the photo of AH with rabbit ears.
ReplyDeleteThanks Peggy...sometimes I wonder if my humour will hit the mark:)
DeleteOctober and war i never thought, but now you mention it, this was unique and very awakening.
ReplyDeleteEclectically drawn together..gritty and funny..i look forward to October (in a way)..there are battles to be fought indeed
ReplyDeleteBrilliant! Love them all and all made me giggle!
ReplyDeleteAnna :o]
Ha...wicked giggles I hope Anna!
DeleteSpectacular, all of them, Cress! That last one grabbed me especially.
ReplyDeleteHumorous... dark satire. Great imagery... and mind-boggling.
ReplyDeletestellar, Cressida.
ReplyDeleteReminds me, once in Algeria I rode a camel for several hours. The 'saddle' was made from wood. Those creatures reek, and the seats left sores. I'd put it out of memory until you brought it back! ~ M
Giggles..you can count on me Grapeling to bring up your deep seated memories.:)
DeleteAll bow before me--yes, that's the spirit! Thanks for these--classic Cress, full of wit and sharp of tongue. Or is it the other way around.
ReplyDeleteVery unusual and very acerbic humour!
ReplyDeleteChuckles! Lots of laughs on this! Nice play of words Cressida! A dictator may not realize of impending power and failed to take good care when he got it!
ReplyDeleteHank
Sharp and edgy, OMG! These words should give them the point?
ReplyDeleteOops that last one gave me a laugh... and why else should you like October?
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