Armistice Day

Dverse OLN 122

WAR STORIES FROM POSTERS IN MICRO VERSE



Kuss mich schnukiputzi !



ja ja mein fuhrer

ach mein gott
i cannot find a bunny costume
in my size




ridicule is best
to combat the oppressors
they lack  humour





Nazi Rebel named Bernd
" Effroyables Jardins "

das ist lustig

the kommandant
did not think so

BOOM
a shot to the head
Bernd is history
and is now remembered in a book

"Frightful Gardens"





auf wiedersehen Bernd











the producers
jewish humour at its best
bravo mel brooks






Sic Heil to Me!



Marianne Kurchner 
German factory worker


marianne told a hitler joke
at work on the factory floor
her work mate dobbed
poor marianne a war widow sobbed
got guillotined and ach is no more








ha ha...das ist lustig


 yes sireee!
too bad my kids hate bottled fruit
at least
they will never be constipated again






what happened
to this darling little cherub
an angel turned  into
a monster
how could this happen








she's not dumb at all
not part of the furniture either

she has eyes and ears
and is wearing a wire




ho hum
so what's new




Lassen Sie mich in Ruhe Fritz!
i'm on my way to cooking class.








you go first corporal
and i will hold the ladder
some are born to rule

the military police
are waiting in the trench behind us
just in case you change your mind

eeny meeny miney mo
choose a bullet  from us
or from the foe




ha...a pin cushion at last !



you bet
war or not
anything
to escape the home fires




we can do it
we have already been doing it
for centuries

we will continue to do it
we are getting
physically bigger and stronger
with broad shoulders
and flat chests

a new race of Spartans
and looking more like blokes
than ever before